She's How Old?

"So Mama, remember I want to be a ...what's it called? Forensic pathologist?"

"Yes..."

"Can I start learning it now?"

"Sure! First you need to learn all the parts of the body - there are LOTS - and how they work."

"And I have to wait until medical school to learn on a dead human body, right - what's that called again? Will that be like when I'm a teenager?"

"Yes, it's called a cadaver, and you need to wait until you're in medical school - so when you're 20ish."

"Good. Now I need my mamamilk."

Ah, the joy and insanity of having an incredibly intelligent, somewhat scary, nursing four-year-old.