Take One

Scene: The movie theater. 2 parents, 2 tween boys. A big tub of popcorn. 

Action!

Boys happily munching popcorn. 

Birthday Boy gets strange look on face and removes what appears to be a chewed piece of popcorn from his mouth.

Birthday Boy exclaims: There was a rubber band in the popcorn!

Dad: You can do one of two things here - you can either forget about the stinky old rubber band in the popcorn or take it to the concession stand and ask for a new one. 

Birthday Boy: A new rubber band?

Laughter ensues.

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