Saturday, September 24, 2011

But Wait ... There's More!

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2 comments:

  1. Is that all the stuff you have to deal with now? Injections and stuff?

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  2. I wrote that after getting my Enbrel starter kit in the mail and my Enbrel prescription from my doctor. I still have to wait to see my gastroenterologist to figure out what's up with my liver and if I need a liver biopsy before starting Enbrel, but Enbrel is the plan for now. My rheumy wants me on Enbrel and methotrexate, but with the liver problems, that's not happening at the moment.

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