"No, I have not lost my mind. One cannot lose what what does not have." Me, to my thee-year-old, who thought I was strange for wearing a ribbon as a headband.
I would understand her concern if she wasn't wearing a birthday hat, a cat mask, wings, a butterfly shirt, a bandanna around her leg, mismatched shoes and no pants.
Such is life in a house full of Rannygahoots!