[unexpected] quotes

 

My Mom has dementia and says the BEST things. And usually the most [unexpected] things! Trust me, I'm not laughing at her. I think these things are amazing, fantastic, and sometimes too true! They're so amazing we write them down and put them in our memory jar to reflect upon as we welcome the new year. 

"I got drunkled, then I got noodled" is from a night out at Tomo68, when Mom and I were eating Drunken Noodles. 

Apparently she wasn't a fan of the capri pants she was wearing and thought they should go all the way to her feet.

Run for your life, Eris!!!

And I totally agree with this one...

And sometimes Dad gets in on the action...

And that's just a tiny taste of the glorious wisdom of Mom.