Dearest Body,

I would be eternally grateful if you would cooperate a bit with me. It really burns me up that I'm having injection site reactions two weeks after the fact. The foot pain is really getting on my nerves. And please kindly remove the knife from between my shoulder blades at your earliest convenience, as the stabbing pain is impeding my movement. 

This has become especially important not because I'm very much far behind on housework, but because the eldest of my children have just purchased a Wii, and Wii bowling is right up my alley.

Warmest regards,

Nym

(who apologizes for this painfully punny post)