[a moment] of randomness

[moment 295]

Things that only make sense if you were there...

"If only you were a gay man." said by my child, to me, the child's mother. 

Lizard Twinkies make you feel sexy.

The Cult of the Bonk

Worshiping our violent god Arthur.

I found my there it is. 

"Could you please not do that, Steven? Who is Steven?"