[reason 73] according to facebook

 Facebook is offing me soon enough ... I shall outlive facebook's prediction if it k....umm...

(I did not post this post. It is stuck at the top of my page, as it hasn't yet been posted, as it was posted in 2026, which is in the future, but it was posted months ago, which is the past, so someone is time traveling and posting ominous things on my facebook wall.)