[reason 153] sloppy waffles

Where does one go after spending three hours in the hospital getting an infusion? To get waffles, of course. Specifically, Sloppy Waffles waffles. I'm not saying that this teen consumed nearly a waffle and a half, but when I offered my waffle remnants to them, they said they'd maybe have a couple bites and then all of a sudden, the waffle was gone. They have no idea what happened. It was all a blur of strawberries and cream.